If you are sick and tired of listening to Vitale, and you are fortunate enough to have access to an audio receiver + surround sound speakers, here is an easy and 100% effective way to eliminate Vitale and Patrick from your viewing experience. If the game is being broadcast in Dolby Digital 5.1 (not sure if that means the game has to be in high def or not, the audiophiles on the board can correct me), the audio is divided up such that the rear channels are *only* the ambient crowd and stadium noises.
On a whim during the Indiana game, I muted the front-left, front-center, front-right, and subwoofer - leaving only my rear channels. To my delight, the only sound remaining was that of Cameron: sneakers squeaking on the hard wood, the crowd shouting, and the occasional PA announcement. You don’t hear a peep out of ESPN! If you already have a surround sound setup, you should test this out (unless you enjoy hearing Vital sing ‘Hear Comes Santa Claus’).
Brought to you by a Duke Cameron Crazy
Link to your Favorite Bookmark Sites! Share and Enjoy:These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
Tags: Dick Vitale, ESPN, STFU
Categories: Misc Madness, Life Hacks, Sports Insanity, Article Parody
No Responses to “How To Filter Out Dick Vitale”
Care to comment?
You must be logged in to post a comment.