The Chargers have clinched the AFC Division Championship and are looking forward to losing in the playoffs this year. Coach Marty Schottenheimer is excited because there are still a couple teams that he has yet to lose to in the playoffs.

“We expect to be in every game of the regular season, but in the playoffs, I don’t stand a chance.”

All World Running Back, LaDanian Tomlinson is breaking all kinds of records this year, but knows that breaking Marty’s playoff futility is virtually impossible.

“We are tearing it up in the regular season, this is our crowning moment. We know the mojo going against Coach Schottenheimer is way too strong to overcome. Our only hope is to at least get to the AFC Championship game. If we do that for Coach, we have succeeded.”

Marty has been the number one seed in the playoffs several times before, including going 13-3 with homefield advantage throughout the playoffs in both 1995 and 1997 with the Chiefs, and blew each opportunity.

“I blame it on Ernest Byner.” Schottenheimer stated. “If he had only held on to the ball vs the Broncos in 1988.” He said, referencing, ‘The Fumble’. “I was coaching the Browns. We had a chance! Damn that Drive. Damn you, Ernest Byner! Damn you, John Elway!”

However, as it stands several thousand new bandwagoneers still think there is hope, as they aren’t familiar with Marty’s playoff futility.

“I just love this team. They have been around a few years now, I think… I went to my first game this year. We were loud. I like them. We are gonna win the Superbowl, I know it!” Said one fan, wearing a brand-new tucked in LaDanian Tomlinson jersey.

All of a sudden, fans of the 13-2 Chargers are coming out of the woodwork, spoutin’ off about how they have the best team in the NFL and are Superbowl bound, talking all kinds of smaque. However, they know not of the Curse of Marty/ Ernest Byner and their inevitable sad, sad fate.

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