Ok, so my friend and I are at the Chiefs - Jagoffuars game today… Drinking Beers, Bar-B-Qin up some Brats… throwing a football around. Getting a nice pregame buzz on, before throwing down $8.50 a beer. So, about 5 beers in, each. Its about 11:45am, so we making it toward Arrowhead.
Ah, we see the port-o-potty… we gots ta piss, yo. So, I go in… and notice that someone had just barfed. Nasty. So, I take my piss, and get out. Well, my friend, The Doctah, goes into piss. He pulls his coat back, and knocks the cellphone off his belt loop into the Blue Goo of PortOPotty Hell.
Oh man, Here is the question… would you go after it? He just bought the phone end of November… so phone is a couple days past the 30 day warranty… He just paid $350 for the Smart phone. 2.1 MegaPixel camera, Mp3 player, with Video, etc… Top notch phone. In the Puke, piss and shit of the JOhnny on the Spot… Would you grab it?
Imagine putting that shit infested phone up to your ear to another year. Me, I would have counted it as a loss. I wouldnt have reached in after it. heh.
Would You??
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5 Responses to “ASK THE READERS : Friend Drops Phone in Port O Potty”
Man, there is NO way. I wouldnt… those things are so disgusting.
Hell No! Fucking ill.
Well, it depends… $350 phone? Just got it… Man, I may have reached in, just on instinct. That sucks though
dude, heh, i wouldnt even reach in there for one of my children, bleh
Wow. This happened to one of my friends with a new Treo 650, I think. Oh man, he reached down to bottom to find it, but couldnt reach it… his arm was all shitty and there was no toilet paper.
Oh man. Hahaha sucked to be him.
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