A koala is sitting up a gum tree … smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

“Hey Koala ! What are you doing?”

The koala says,

“Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala

and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard

says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from

the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans

too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard

“What’s the matter with you?”

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was

sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too

stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks

into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is

sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says,

“Hey you!”

So the koala looks down at him and says:

“Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude …

How much water did you drink?!!”