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iPod New Accessory - iBlinds

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 10:24 pm

Okay, someone with WAY too much fucking time on their hands created this. Man…

Wisconsin Web Site Kicks Sand in Faces of GIs in Iraq

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sleeping soldier in iraq

An American GI assigned to one of the harshest posts in Iraq had a simple request last week for a Wisconsin mattress company: send some floor mats to help ease the hardship of sleeping on the cold, bug-infested ground.

What he got, instead, was a swift kick from the company’s Web site, which not only refused the request but added insult to injury with the admonition, “If you were sensible, you and your troops would pull out of Iraq.”

Army Sgt. Jason Hess, stationed in Taji, Iraq, with the 1st Cavalry Division, said he emailed his request to Discount-mats.com because he and his fellow soldiers sleep on the cold ground, which contains sand mites, sand flies and other disease carriers.

In his email, dated Jan. 16, 2007, he asked the Web-based company, registered to Faisal Khetani, an American Muslim of Pakistani descent:


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Michael Vick SNL Really?!

Monday, January 22, 2007 9:00 pm

Funny skit doggin on NFL QB Bust, Michael Vick.

Make Your Own Erotic Video

Saturday, January 20, 2007 6:59 pm

Make Video

So you want to film you and your lady doing the nasty, huh, Spielberg? It’s a big step in a relationship, and definitely not as simple as recording and capturing your next romp in the sheets. How do you talk your girl into it? How will you set it up?

You better read on because you’re about to enter erotic film school with this article. By the time you’re done, you’ll be able to capture your most intimate moments on video — with her eager consent.

__________getting her to agree to it
One way to convince her to have sex on film is to drop very subtle hints and make her think that she came up with the idea. For instance, you could comment on what a jerk Rick Solomon was for releasing Paris Hilton’s video romp and mention how you would never dream of doing that if you two made a movie. Let her connect the dots.


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2006 Darwin Award Winners for Dead Dumbasses

Friday, January 19, 2007 9:17 pm

Darwin Awards

9. In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.

8. A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who “totally zoned when he ran,” accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.

7. Buxton, NC: A man died on a when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug caved in on him. -goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the , on the outer banks, used their hands and shovels, trying to claw their way to Jones, a resident of Woodbridge, VA, but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people looked on. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.

6. Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, CA, as he fell face-first through the ceiling of a bicycle s hop he was burglarizing onto the floor. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth - to keep his hands free - rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.


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The New 2009 Mustang Spy Shots

Thursday, January 18, 2007 6:59 pm

2009 Ford Mustang

Ford has begun testing prototypes for its 2009 Mustang, which appears to be destined for a serious mid-cycle makeover. We spotted this prototype in heavy traffic for all of ten seconds, and managed a drive-by photo-blitz as the ‘Stang passed by. With only mere seconds to take in the design as the stop light turned green, the first word that came to mind was “Giugiaro.” It seems that that first impression may have been justified, after analyzing the photos once the dust (and traffic) cleared.

Putting these spy shots up next to pix of the Giugiaro Mustang concept that originally debuted at the LA Auto Show, we see some definite similarities between the front-clips of these two cars.


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DIY - Printing Stencil TShirt Screenprinting

2:57 pm

What You Need for Printing…

  • T-shirt washed and dried. The problem with a lot of cheap blank t-shirts is that they shrink.
  • Foam Roller. Just buy cheap ones because they don’t last long anyway.
  • Fabric Printing Ink (textile ink). You’ll find it at craft shops. I highly recommend the brand PERMASET
  • Baking Paper. This is to put between the t-shirt and the iron when heat sealing.
  • Cardboard and masking tape for securing the t-shirt.

Put your cardboard inside the t-shirt making sure that the t-shirt is mildly stretched out. Using the masking tape stick the acetate stencil in to place. See image below.
Stencil



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Britney Spears Video - Fed Up

1:51 am

To all those who love this ‘ho… here you go.