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Fuck You, Very Much Peyton Manning.
Sunday, February 4, 2007 9:54 pm
You Suck, Regardless.
Cut that MEAT! CUT that Meat! Chump.
Do We Really Want to See Peyton Manning Win a Superbowl?
Wednesday, January 31, 2007 11:41 pm
Personally, I’d rather see him choke. Piss on Manning. He is on like 54% of all commercials.
Is it wrong that I want his ass to suffer a crushing defeat so him, his brother and his fucking dad will feel sadness and sorrow?
And thank you to the Bears for beating the fucking Saints. Sure it was heartwarming for the city of Nahleans to have a triumphant year and bring back hope to the Mississippi Delta. But look, Archie Manning played for the ‘Aints back in the 70’s & 80’s… if the Saints would have won… The media would be slobbing Archie’s knob all week.
I’m sick of the fucking 2 weeks between the Conference Championship games to the Superbowl. That sucks having to hear all this bullshit about these two teams. Every year, one team creams the other team and the SB is out of reach before the delivery pizza arrives.
But look, Manning needs to feel the misery forever. Its the price he has to pay for being part of that douchebag family.
Sure, people will say, ‘Oh Peyton is such a hard worker… a field general. He studies so much game film, he knows precisely who is gonna fart at precisely the time.’.
Eat a dick. Also, I want to see the Colts die a slow death because of this annoying fucking kid.
Lil Ronnie - Superbowl Bound.
I hope Urlacher jumps in the stands and tackles this kid.
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My Other Shirt is Boobs
12:13 pmThe Chick from the Saints / Eagles Game, F#ck the Eagles Heather, made it to Maxim Mag…
Bride has Massive Freak Out
Tuesday, January 30, 2007 4:32 amTom Cruise is the Jesus of Scientology - WWTCD
Friday, January 26, 2007 6:25 pm
It’s official - Tom Cruise is divine. In a week in which we hardly need reminding that religion is the answer, not the problem, there is excellent news for imbeciles, or “Scientologists” as the sect’s leaders euphemistically insist on referring to its followers. Specifically, Tom Cruise is the new Jesus. Right backatcha, Richard Dawkins!
If you believe reports, the deeply sane Mission Impossible star has been told by church bigwigs that he is the “chosen one”, and destined to spread the word of Scientology around the world. Cynics are instructed to put aside the image of Terry Jones squawking, “He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very disturbed man!” and just acknowledge how much more resonant the whole water-into-wine thing would have been if Jesus had been able to do cool bar tricks like Tom’s character in Cocktail. Or, perhaps, like Tom’s commanding officer in Top Gun, you believe Jesus’s ego was writing cheques his body couldn’t cash, and that the whole Messiah myth will be reinvigorated by an entertainment personality with a better understanding of the need for an “up” ending.
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Don’t Pick on the Weak.
Thursday, January 25, 2007 11:46 pm
A Night In Paris’ Storage Unit.
5:44 pm
After One Night in Paris, what more is there left to see of the tabloid-friendly title character? Plenty, according to the minds behind parisexposed.com, a subscription-based Website launched Tuesday that is offering access to a load of Paris Hilton’s personal items in exchange for a monthly fee.
The site, which charges $39.97 and is teasing potential subscribers with a video still of Hilton soaking in a bubble bath, boasts that its brain trust has “retrieved, catalogued, itemized and digitized every last item” seized from a Los Angeles storage facility in November 2005, when Hilton apparently failed to pay a $208 bill for her sizable locker.
While Hilton’s publicist characterized the incident as a bureaucratic mix-up due to a third party’s tardiness in settling the tab, the Simple Life star’s belongings were sold for $2,775 to an unnamed buyer.
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