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Condi Raps! She’s Condelicious…

teedubya — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:02:16 +0000

Ladies, How NOT to Expose your Vagina While Exiting a Car

teedubya — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:46:56 +0000

Britney needs to see this Documentary.

Bride has Massive Freak Out

teedubya — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:32:33 +0000

This bride trips out and cuts her hair an hour before the wedding. Unreal. Her friends are troopers. heh. Psycho Bitch!

Internet Phenomenon - Zuiikin’ English

teedubya — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:24:35 +0000

Zuiikin’ English or officially Eikaiwa Taisō Zuiikin’ English (英会話体操 Zuiikin’ English, Eikaiwa Taisō Zuiikin Ingurisshu?) is a Japanese television series originally aired in 1992 by Fuji Television. Eikaiwa, Taisō and Zuiikin mean English conversation, gymnastic excercises and voluntary muscles respectively. The series is a spoof borrowing the formats of both English conversation lesson and gymnastic exercise programs. The series consists of 12 episodes.
At the beginning of the show, the host and mastermind, Fernandez Verde, demonstrates an interesting philosophy in learning languages. He proclaims that different cultures use muscles in different proportions due to their customs. For example, in one episode he states Japanese people have stronger lower back muscles (from bowing and keeping a lower posture), and a different leg muscle structure (due to squatting for long periods of time). He feels that using those particular muscles while learning the language of that culture will create strong connotations in your mind and faster learning.

Then a sketch starts like an ordinary language lesson program. Every time a new English phrase is introduced, the sketch pauses and switches to the Zuiikin Gals, a threesome gymnastic exercise team. They start to perform synchronised excercises with innocent smiles on their faces while chanting the phrase hypnotically to idyllic techno-pop sounds. The choice of unpractical phrases such as “Spare me my life” and “Let’s go Dutch” in combination with the total lack of efforts to nuetralise the accent add up to a sense of irrelevance that is probably the main source of viewer’s amusement.

According the Wikipedia, this show was a huge internet phenomenon, I hadnt heard of it, but here you go, you be the judge.

Biff from Back to the Future

PiMpALiZe — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 00:05:44 +0000

Biff from Back to the Future owned!!!! You ever had a question you wanted to ask him but didn’t know how to go about doing it? Watch this video and chances are he answers it here!

All Time Classics - Napoleon Dynamite Dance, Dance, Dance

teedubya — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:05:26 +0000

Nothing left for me to do. Dance

The Easter Bunny Kicks Ass…

teedubya — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 22:28:26 +0000

You ever wonder what the Easter Bunny is doing the other 364 days of the year? He is kicking ass! The Easter Bunny Hates You! Now that Christmas is over, we have to be on the look out for rabid bunnies! Argh!

Sacha Baron Cohen Inteviewed on The Daily Show.

teedubya — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:34:43 +0000

You don’t get to see this comedic mastermind out of costume too often, in fact, I think this is the first interview that I have seen without him being Ali G, Borat or Bruno. This is interesting.

Britney Spears is a Total Drunk Dumbass.

teedubya — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:25:34 +0000

Huh? Wha? I feel like I’m missing out on something…. HUH?!

Bring it on in to Omeletville

teedubya — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:32:04 +0000

Who’s hungry for a rootin’ tootin’ fresh and yummy breakfast from Benny’s?