Wrong film though. I’m glad he finally won the thing, but if he was gonna win something, it should have been for “Goodfellas”. Instead, he lost that to Kevin Costner and some shit movie he created. Or Taxi Driver. That movie wasn’t even nominated.

Now, let me also say this. Uh, I didn’t watch the Oscars. I really couldn’t care less about the Oscars. But I can say one thing.

Reese Witherspoon is fucking hot. That is all you need to know about the Oscars.

Congrats Again to Mr. Scorsese!

After One Night in Paris, what more is there left to see of the tabloid-friendly title character? Plenty, according to the minds behind parisexposed.com, a subscription-based Website launched Tuesday that is offering access to a load of Paris Hilton’s personal items in exchange for a monthly fee.

The site, which charges $39.97 and is teasing potential subscribers with a video still of Hilton soaking in a bubble bath, boasts that its brain trust has “retrieved, catalogued, itemized and digitized every last item” seized from a Los Angeles storage facility in November 2005, when Hilton apparently failed to pay a $208 bill for her sizable locker.

While Hilton’s publicist characterized the incident as a bureaucratic mix-up due to a third party’s tardiness in settling the tab, the Simple Life star’s belongings were sold for $2,775 to an unnamed buyer.

The whole kit and caboodle was then obtained by Phoenix-based broker David Hans Schmidt, otherwise known as the “Sultan of Sleaze” in honor of his ties to the celebrity porn industry.

In August, a 33-piece jewelry collection that was part of the Hilton haul found its way to eBay, where the items were auctioned off to the highest bidder.

Schmidt, in turn, unloaded the rest of the goods to ParisExposed creator Bardia Persa in September. He originally claimed that he planned to sell the entirety of the stash for the bargain price of $20 million.

In addition to jewelry, furniture, clothing, diaries, credit card bills, emails, medical records, bank statements and photos, ParisExposed also claims to have letters written by Hilton discussing on-again pal Nicole Richie and sister Nicky, a love note from former boy-toy Nick Carter and a selection of “never before seen sex videos.”

Sounds pretty personal. Hence Hilton’s rep, Elliot Mintz, told the Associated Press Tuesday they are certainly “going to explore all of [their] legal options about this matter.”

Speaking of legal options, on Monday Hilton pleaded no contest to a count of alcohol-related reckless driving stemming from her September DUI arrest and was sentenced to 36 months probation and ordered to pay a fine of $390, plus penalties.

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Britney Spears has finally responded to the Pantygate scandal, posting a message on the home page of her Web site for the first time since photos of the megastar’s private parts appeared on the Internet.

Spears takes a playful approach in the message, asking fans to understand that babymaking has prevented her from partying with pals and thanking God for “Victoria’s Secrets’ (sic) new underwear line.”

The message reads as follows:

“It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been 2 years since I celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found (sic) freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria’s Secrets’ new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me.

I’m just getting started….Happy Holidays everyone! Britney”

The “friends” mentioned in the message include Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, with whom Spears was partying when she was caught going commando. Spears is said to have a new album in the works.

Meanwhile, in an interview that aired Wednesday night on “E! News,” Spears’ soon-to-be ex-husband Kevin Federline said he was doing “great.”

“I am good, I am great, you know … just moving along, progressing and taking it all in stride,” the 28-year-old aspiring rapper said.

Spears, who turned 25 on Dec. 2, filed for divorce last month after two years of marriage. She and Federline have a 1-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son, Jayden James, who was born Sept. 12. Spears is seeking custody of both children, with visitation rights for Federline.

Federline, who is seeking spousal support and sole custody of his sons with Spears, says he’s a family man and “that is the truth … in all honesty, that is what it is.”

Photos of a pantyless, glassy-eyed Britney Spears may prove “Toxic” to sales of her perfumes, albums and DVDs … or they could make her business even “Stronger.”

Family values advocates, business experts and Hollywood gossip gurus alike have been speculating on the impact, if any, that the bare-under-there shots will have on the Britney empire, especially among her younger fans.

Charmaine Yoest, communications vice president for the conservative Family Research Council think tank and the mother of five children, said that if her kids asked for Spears’ fragrances, Curious and Fantasy, or a Britney album or DVD, she’d tell them, “You’ve got to be kidding!”

“We’re not going to buy products from people who have such a flagrant disregard for moral values and who show no concern for their role as models for young people,” Yoest said. “It’s absolutely going to hurt her sales. She’s really gone too far over the boundaries of good taste.”

Yoest said her 13-year-old daughter “is not interested in Britney anymore, or Lindsay Lohan either.”

Lohan has also been photographed in the past wearing nothing underneath.

“My daughter just looks at Britney and Lindsay and goes ‘Ick,’” said Yoest. “I think these pop stars underestimate how smart young girls are.”

Department stores like Macy’s, which sells the Britney Spears Beauty fragrances Curious and Fantasy, won’t reveal sales figures for any of their products — including those for the pop tart’s perfumes in the wake of the commando scandal.

But Lea Goldman, an associate editor at Forbes magazine, said the fragrances could take a hit.

“It’s conceivable that it might hurt sales of her perfume, especially because of the timing of this since we’re going into the holiday season,” she said

“You have mothers going in to buy stocking stuffers and presents for their daughters, and they certainly don’t want their daughters projecting that image. This isn’t something they want to glorify.”

The Spears fragrances have done very well in the past. When the first one, Curious, came out in September 2004, it broke licenser Elizabeth Arden’s record for first-week gross for a perfume and went on to become the No. 1 fragrance in department stores that year.

“It’s a super successful perfume for her,” Goldman said. “This is not the first scandal that has plagued her. The perfume was still selling when she nearly dropped her son, when she married Kevin Federline. It will be interesting to see how it will perform for her in the coming months.”

Pop culture expert Robert Thompson, a professor at Syracuse University, thinks the racy photos could actually help pique interest in Spears’ scents, since sex is often used to sell fragrances anyway.

“The no-underwear thing might add more equity to the perfume than before,” he said.

US Weekly senior editor Albert Lee believes Brit could feel the fallout from companies looking for celebrities to market their products.

“It’s going to hurt her potential for endorsement deals,” he said. “People aren’t going to want to hire her. She’s also harmed herself in the sense of getting business with high-fashion lines. Britney Spears has not been able to get past this perception of being white trash.”

The singer has reportedly been planning a comeback since the birth of her second baby in two years and the recent breakup of her marriage to Federline. Part of that is a new album rumored to be in the works.

But most insiders agree that it’s unlikely Britney’s recent exposure will damage record or concert ticket sales — partly because the forthcoming tour and album probably won’t happen for a while.

“As long as people are interested in Britney Spears, it’s going to make them stop and pick [her products] off the shelf,” Lee said. “The celebrity world is like politics: A month is like a lifetime. A month from now, Britney Spears could be on top of the world. Or she could be back in K-Fed land.”

Goldman doesn’t predict a dip in album revenues, either — past or future — as a result of Spears’ nights without drawers, and she thinks it could help her re-entry into the music business.

“In terms of her comeback, it enhances the buzz around her: Will she pull it off?” Goldman said. “I don’t think it’s going to hurt album sales.”

Lee said “the whole K-Fed saga” — Spears’ much publicized, much ridiculed marriage to her former backup dancer — as well as other antics captured on film, like driving with her toddler son Sean Preston on her lap instead of in his car seat, going to a gas-station bathroom barefoot and losing a false eyelash in a tearful, disheveled interview with Matt Lauer, have already made a mockery of Britney.

“I don’t think this is going to hurt her in the long run,” he said. “Any damage that she could have done to her business, career or image has already been done.”

And who knows? Spears’ pants-dropping photo op could have been a calculated and possibly savvy business move.

“There’s definitely a curiosity about what she’ll do next,” said Goldman. “She’s the underdog right now, so she does have a lot of people pulling for her.

“Britney has no album, no career for the last two-and-a-half years and a failed marriage, and suddenly she’s the talk of the town. It might be strategy. I wouldn’t put it past her.”

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Max, who lived at Clooney’s Hollywood Hills home, died “peacefully” of natural causes on Friday, Clooney’s publicist, Stan Rosenfield, said by phone Monday.

“Max, like any pet, became a member of the family,” Rosenfield said. “He was a big pig, as pigs go. I can’t tell you how much he weighed.”

The Oscar-winning actor, 45, who owned the hog for 18 years and reportedly once said the porker was his longest relationship, told USA Today, “I was really surprised, because he’s been a big part of my life.”

Another Clooney pet — his bulldog Bud — died earlier this year, Rosenfield said.

Clooney was out of town promoting his upcoming film “The Good German” when Max died, according to USA Today.

This was recorded recently in Illinois at a concert with Clay Aiken. Maybe the tour has made his vocals tired, maybe he just plain ol’ sucks. But wait until the end when he tries to hit the high notes in the climax, hilarious!!!

“Bob (Kid Rock) started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, ‘You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How could you do that movie?’ - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. Ever since, it has been icicles between them. Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man.”

Um, really. The star of ‘Joe Dirt’ and ‘Biker Boyz’ is looking down on Pam because of her movie choices? And did it really take the Borat movie for Bob to realize that Pam is a slut? It’s Pam Anderson. Pam doing something slutty is like a badger being mean or Jesus flying through the clouds and saving people. That’s just what they do. Pam’s been a slut for like 20 years now. If you showed me a picture of her with her legs spread, you’d have to include a football next to it for scale.- www.wwtdd.com