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Why I hate fat cocky women
Tuesday, January 2, 2007 12:15 am
I have nothing against fat people. You’re fat, fine, deal with it. I’m not going to discriminate against you because you’re fat. Fat people have every right to do what any other person has the right to do. Fat people are people too.
The type of fat people that I have a problem with are the one’s I like to call FCB’s, or fat cocky bitches. These are the girls who will wear the tightest, most revealing clothing, totally unaware of their fat ass nature, and walk around like they are god’s gift to men. These are the girls I hate with a passion.
Now, I’m all for self-confidence. If you have assets, by all means show them off. But at least show some fucking modesty and humility if your fat ass rolls are hanging out the bottom of your shirt and your skirt is doing the best it can to contain the abomination that is your ass. It’s disgusting and it’s a travesty. Its public indecency is what it is.
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Prank Calling Technology
Monday, January 1, 2007 11:26 pm
Do you have King Albert in a can? Is your refrigerator running? Such phrases used to be the rage of the Mad Magazine reading youth of the 70’s. Today the standard for the prank or crank call has been raised with examples in pop culture television shows such as the Simpson’s. There are now even entire shows, such as Comedy Centrals “Crank Yankers”, devoted to the art of fooling an unsuspecting phone recipient.
So what might we expect in the future? Well technology is beginning open some intriguing possibilities. I remember as an 11 year old having a tough time convincing someone in my high pitched voice that I was working on the electric lines and wanted to see if their refrigerator was running. With some modern assistance, such as MorphVOX a voice changing program from Screaming Bee, a kids chance of pulling off such a prank are greatly increased.
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Track any Cellphone
Saturday, December 23, 2006 11:53 pm
I have found this kickass link that lets you track any cell phone you want in the world!!! It is a free service and you can spy on whoever you want. Last night my wife went out for a few hours with her friends, and was horrified when I told her exactly where she went, heh. I wish I would’ve kept this secret for a little while longer 
Oh well. Check it out and tell me what you think.
Check it out here -www.phonetrace.org
IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, DO NOT USE THIS SERVICE! In Fact, Do Not Click. [nsfw]
I found this unbelieveably cool Money folding trick tutorial on how to create a very cool gift for a waitress, valet, or bartender. This will get you noticed a bit, and a nice little ice breaker.
The Money Tshirt Design Folding Trick | Be a Hit with a Tip!
Try to start with a relatively clean, crisp bill. It will make it much easier. All money folding trick folds should be sharply creased. It helps to go over the fold with a fingernail on a flat, hard surface.
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How to Be a Pimp
Friday, December 22, 2006 1:10 pm
- Take a good look at your wardrobe. This is what NOT to wear: Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, American Eagle, Banana Republic, J.Crew, etc. Hell, do you see any rappers wearing this? Go for Echo, Rocawear, Sean John, Baby Phat, etc
- Work on your grooming. Men should not have long or shaggy hair, you can’t be a pimp and look like one of the beatles. So a nice short haircut will do. Women, wear something nice that shows off your your beautiful earrings something basic and do not overdo the makeup. You do not want to look like a slut. Women should have a pretty and unique manicure whether it’s short or long or airbrushed. Men need to be cleanly shaven and for that matter so do women, just in other areas. Facials are a good way for both male and female to keep a clear complexion, cause we don’t want to look at any zits.
It’s Christmas… Bring on the Insane Light Shows!
Thursday, December 21, 2006 2:15 amBelieve It Or Not!
Wednesday, December 20, 2006 9:51 pm
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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It might be the first thing he says to her or the last, a desperate opening gambit or a sharp response, the quip that gets the girl or the one that sends her packing. One way or another, they’re the lines I wish I’d thought of first…
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
(Annette Benning and Warren Beatty, Bugsy, 1991)
“Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen, but he didn’t say anything about the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen.”
(George Clooney to Catherine Zeta-Jones, Intolerable Cruelty, 2003)
“I used to live like Robinson and Crusoe, shipwrecked among eight million people. But one day I saw a footprint in the sand and there you were.”
(Jack Lemmon to Shirley Maclaine, The Apartment, 1960)
