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Photos of a pantyless, glassy-eyed Britney Spears may prove “Toxic” to sales of her perfumes, albums and DVDs … or they could make her business even “Stronger.”
Family values advocates, business experts and Hollywood gossip gurus alike have been speculating on the impact, if any, that the bare-under-there shots will have on the Britney empire, especially among her younger fans.
Charmaine Yoest, communications vice president for the conservative Family Research Council think tank and the mother of five children, said that if her kids asked for Spears’ fragrances, Curious and Fantasy, or a Britney album or DVD, she’d tell them, “You’ve got to be kidding!”
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Tags: Britney Spears, britney spears upskirt Categories: Misc Madness, Celebrity Babes, Celebrity Gossip, NSFW
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Monday, December 4, 2006 12:32 pm
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can’t just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out.
2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation.
3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don’t, it’s your own fault when he’s snoozing and you’re all wound up.
4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It’s a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it’s not his fault.
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Categories: Misc Madness, Random Rant, Deep Thoughts, Life Hacks, NSFW
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 6:44 pm
A Jessica Simpson sex tape is rumored to exist, said to be in possession of the same people who brought you the Pam and Tommy chronicles. Jessica and then husband Nick Lachey made a raunchy video during their honeymoon stage of marriage. Just our luck, Nick ended up with the holy grail. This is why famous people shouldn’t make sex tapes. Although I’m not complaining one bit. I just hope papa Joe wasn’t holding the camera. It’s not over yet!
The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts. A source told Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper: “Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.” According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.
These guys who own the tape want a shitload of cash in exchange for keeping it locked up safe. Otherwise, prepare to face a major career shift Jess! I heard Hustler was looking for models
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Tags: Babes, Jessica Simpson, NSFW, Sex Tape Categories: Misc Madness, Celebrity Babes, TV & Movies, Wishlist, LOL, NSFW
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50 years of Playboy galleries. We at TimeCheeze, purveyors of fine hoochies, literally ‘Stumbled Upon’ these fine pictures of all the Playmates since 1954. Over 50 years worth of poonanny by Hef.
From these pictures several things are evident.
1. The upsurge in boob enhancements.
2. From the mid ’90s onwards, bikinis got smaller and smaller (to the obvious benefit of Gillette).
3. And, surprise surprise, not many blondes are natural!
Thank you Hef. My childhood thanks you. Millions of Flushed Sperm thank you also.
50 Years of Playboy Centerfolds
Categories: Misc Madness, Celebrity Babes, NSFW
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 9:50 pm
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