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Do We Really Want to See Peyton Manning Win a Superbowl?
Wednesday, January 31, 2007 11:41 pm
Personally, I’d rather see him choke. Piss on Manning. He is on like 54% of all commercials.
Is it wrong that I want his ass to suffer a crushing defeat so him, his brother and his fucking dad will feel sadness and sorrow?
And thank you to the Bears for beating the fucking Saints. Sure it was heartwarming for the city of Nahleans to have a triumphant year and bring back hope to the Mississippi Delta. But look, Archie Manning played for the ‘Aints back in the 70’s & 80’s… if the Saints would have won… The media would be slobbing Archie’s knob all week.
I’m sick of the fucking 2 weeks between the Conference Championship games to the Superbowl. That sucks having to hear all this bullshit about these two teams. Every year, one team creams the other team and the SB is out of reach before the delivery pizza arrives.
But look, Manning needs to feel the misery forever. Its the price he has to pay for being part of that douchebag family.
Sure, people will say, ‘Oh Peyton is such a hard worker… a field general. He studies so much game film, he knows precisely who is gonna fart at precisely the time.’.
Eat a dick. Also, I want to see the Colts die a slow death because of this annoying fucking kid.
Lil Ronnie - Superbowl Bound.
I hope Urlacher jumps in the stands and tackles this kid.
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How to Make Money with a Time Machine.
Thursday, November 30, 2006 9:45 pm
What would you do, if you had a Time Machine? Well, I would take $2500, convert it into 1950 issue Currency… get in this new, High-Faluting Time Machine and go back to 1952, and buy as many Topps Baseball card boxes as $2500 would buy me.
In 1952, Topps Baseball cards, second series ( 311- 407 ) came out very late in the season and Topps had a hard time
selling them. 1952 second series cards were even inserted into packs of 1953 Topps baseball cards sold in Canada. They still had so many left over that they chartered a boat and dumped thousands of these second series cards into the ocean. And yes, that included the Mantle cards. Because so many of the second series was destroyed, they now carry a premium as they are the scarcer of the two series. I would be there with my $2500 and buy the thousands of Mantles off their hands.
With the $2500, I could also buy 50,000 packs of cards with my $2500 at $0.05 a pack.. with 12 cards per pack and only 96 cards in that series, I would be able to buy 600,000 1952 Topps Cards… 600,000 / 96, means I would have a realistic chance at approximately, 6250 Mickey Mantle Rookies.
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